He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
And ventured onto land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
'Cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ)
If you run into him
In the dark abandoned house where he lives
Oh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Let me go tonight"
You'll scream
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Stop kidnapping me"
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Til she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
"Help, let me go"
So she sprung…